why is donkey kong not a donkey
Reblogged from The Walrus Was Paul.
— Mark Manson (article)
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
Reblogged from acrimonious
Reblogged from Grey Room
You know what I do when something frightens me? I say the magic words.
if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
if you stopped it in a test
at the last minute
just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back
that would be a good idea too
If you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops and live off that
no thats illegal
Reblogged from Jake Szymanski
Taste of the Ronde
Portland’s southwest neighborhood hills are littered with lions. Little lions. Yellow lions with little arrows. Drawn on the pavement at the corners of streets, they are spray painted, “…waiting to devour you”. RondePDX is a Portland tradition, a ride of 60 miles and 7k+ ft. of climbing across the inner west hills of Portland.
@zach_rots knows these hills like the back of his hand, but has never done the Ronde. I haven’t either, but this year Team With Heart will be partaking. It will be something to behold. We pedal our legs off up the steep gradients. We will eat sandwiches halfway though and we will drink cheap beers at the end.
Today, we tested our spring legs.